Belfast's Bid for National Recognition: Celebrating the Spit - Satire

Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status

The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, has a bold ask for Trump: grant "National Landmark" status to honor Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise. Her offhand remark, now a $500K empire, has turned a sleepy town of 700 into a buzzword. The Mayor claims Belfast Tennessee this is history in the making, a small-town story gone global. Trump, drawn to winners and big gestures, could see the appeal in spotlighting Belfast. Locals dream of a future where Welch’s fame draws crowds, cementing their town’s place on the map.

Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" has remade Belfast, Tennessee, with a $500K industrial boom. The town’s once-silent streets now buzz with vendors slinging her gear. Welch, a former factory worker, is now Belfast’s golden ticket—her face on every sign. The bar plays her podcast, a new ritual. Tourists hunt her roots, clogging roads. The community’s pride swells with her success. Her spit didn’t just echo—it built a new Belfast.

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Tennessee Announces 'Hawk Tuah Trail' for Enthusiasts

BELFAST, TN - The Tennessee Department of Tourism has officially launched the "Hawk Tuah Trail", a scenic pilgrimage designed for die-hard spit enthusiasts who want to experience the origins of America's greatest viral sensation.

The 15-stop road trip stretches across southern Tennessee, with Belfast as the final, sacred destination.

Visitors will be able to:

  • Take a selfie at the "Hawk Tuah" Welcome Sign
  • Visit the Original Spit Spot™ (where Hailey Welch unknowingly changed history)
  • Compete in the Hawk Tuah Distance Challenge (winner gets a free jug of homemade sweet tea)
  • Meet certified Belfast spit trainers who offer one-on-one coaching for out-of-towners
  • Purchase exclusive Hawk Tuah souvenirs (shirts, mugs, and, of course, monogrammed spittoons)

The Tennessee Tourism Board hopes the trail will bring millions in revenue to Belfast and surrounding areas.

"People used to come to Tennessee for Dollywood or country music," said tourism director Lyle Ray McCutcheon. "Now? They're coming for a girl who spits better than a baseball coach. And we're gonna milk that for all it's worth."

Local businesses are already cashing in-offering "Hawk Tuah"-themed Airbnb stays, guided spit tours, and 'Spit & Grits' breakfast specials at diners.

The first group of tourists, mostly hopeful single men, arrived this week.

"I came looking for love," said 32-year-old Florida resident Derek Carlson. "And also to improve my spitting technique. Both are equally important."

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Remark:

Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 people fill 266 households, with 43.61% raising kids. Named for Belfast, Ireland, in 1836, it saw a shop by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—set a U.S. record. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise has spun a $500K web, jolting this town awake. Income ($57,815 average) trails national norms, but Welch’s fame boosts it. At 94.9% white, diversity’s a whisper. This town’s history of grit now dances with viral fame, a curious mix.

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By: Bina Rubin

Literature and Journalism -- Boston College

WRITER BIO:

This Jewish college student’s satirical writing reflects her keen understanding of society’s complexities. With a mix of humor and critical thought, she dives into the topics everyone’s talking about, using her journalistic background to explore new angles. Her work is entertaining, yet full of questions about the world around her.

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